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I’m a sucker for a beautiful man in a suit.

I’m a sucker for a beautiful man in a suit.

*89
Alan + Helena = Fuck Yes.

Alan + Helena = Fuck Yes.

*25
NoNoNo Alan - ME gusta.

NoNoNo Alan - ME gusta.

*14
I’m weak.

I’m weak.

*74
Alan + wine glass full of water + hand gestures = yes.

Alan + wine glass full of water + hand gestures = yes.

*78

HOT STUFF. Send my compliments to the mother of this fine being.

*37
Stop. I will cry.

Stop. I will cry.

*48
I feel the same way, lady in the back. If my ovaries could make a face in reaction to Alan that would be it.

I feel the same way, lady in the back. If my ovaries could make a face in reaction to Alan that would be it.

*66
Alan Rickman is my life.

Alan Rickman is my life.

*61
You can say that again. No, really…Please say that again because your voice is like sex for my ears.

You can say that again. No, really…Please say that again because your voice is like sex for my ears.